Wicket- was once a teddy bear until
his owner was mugged. Now he’s
been gifted with life and given
the mission to be a hero. He’s a pint-
sized machine gun of sarcasm. His wit
is quick, his fur is red, and he has a
love for guns. He’s embraced his call
to battle with zeal and humor. He’s
also single, ladies… and for only 50
bucks… will pop naked out of a birthday caked. Sigh… he told me to write that.